As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm
It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose
No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about
czerwiec 2013
- mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
one time i went to church for christmas carols and i looked completely uncomfortable there and this girl overheard me telling my mum that i didn’t think i belonged there because i’m an atheist and then she came up to me later and said “you will know there is a god when he saves you from hell” and i just looked her dead in the face and said “who says i want to be saved? shit loads of gay sex in hell” and then she genuinely hissed at me and all i could think of was
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
what if you had never joined tumblr
think about that
think of all the people you’d never have met
think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched
i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:
“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
“I wonder if there’s porn of-“
there is
